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You can't do comedy with a beard.

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Alexei Sayle
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: August 7
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Writer
City of Liverpool
Alexei David Sayle
Beard
Comedy

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People aren't universally heroic.
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If someone starts agreeing with me, I don't like it. Out of pique, I become something else.
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I exist as an annexe of the BBC. I'm down the road a bit from the main building, in a little hut.
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If sitcoms were easy to write, there'd be a lot of good ones, and there aren't.
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I feel sorry for many politicians we expect them to be completely consistent and moralised when we're not.
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I did six series for the BBC and that was enough. I've been writing for ten years, which is more challenging artistically.
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Everyone I used to work with is still alive and can afford expensive lawyers.
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I've been going to Granada for many years and 12 years ago bought a house a few miles outside the city.
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People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
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Israel is the Jimmy Saville of nation states.
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If you travel to the States... they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say 'elevator', we say 'lift' they say 'drapes', we say 'curtains' they say 'president', we say 'seriously deranged git.'
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Now, as a comic, if you're vaguely amusing you can go straight into TV, then you play the O2 and then everyone's sick of you.
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I'm sure a psychologist would see something highly significant in how absent-minded I am. I mean I'd forget my head if it wasn't attached to my neck by muscles, ligaments and my esophagus.
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I wanted to write about how people's beliefs shift.
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Even a blind dog can find a bone every so often.
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As a comic, you try something and if it works you go with it and grind it to death.
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Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say 'lift'... they say 'President', we say 'stupid psychopathic git.
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I don't think people were that interested in what I was doing for the most of the 1990s.
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Most of the Communists I knew were nice people.
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For me, the showbiz memoir is uninteresting - you want to tell people something they don't know about.
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