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First off, I have to mention what is undoubtedly the greatest phenomenon of the modern era: All You Can Eat Buffets.
Alexei Sayle
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Alexei Sayle
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: August 7
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City of Liverpool
Alexei David Sayle
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I exist as an annexe of the BBC. I'm down the road a bit from the main building, in a little hut.
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If you travel to the States... they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say 'elevator', we say 'lift' they say 'drapes', we say 'curtains' they say 'president', we say 'seriously deranged git.'
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Honestly, sometimes I get really fed up of my subconscious - it's like it's got a mind of its own.
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If sitcoms were easy to write, there'd be a lot of good ones, and there aren't.
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People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
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A lot of those comics can't hold down relationships and they've got no other life apart from performing. They sleep in their Jags and a lot of them can't even talk. All they can do is tell gags.
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Most of the Communists I knew were nice people.
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Yuri Gagarin, the first man in space, may have had his charms, but he really couldn't be considered hip.
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However, my problems with my memory are further complicated by the fact that while I don't have any recollection of things I have actually done, I have very vivid recollections of loads of things that I haven't done.
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There's a part of me that still hates everything, and my natural view default setting is still very cynical and dark
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I don't think I'd ever get thin, but I don't see why I should necessarily think that I couldn't You can't live your life for your routines.
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People aren't universally heroic.
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If someone starts agreeing with me, I don't like it. Out of pique, I become something else.
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I've been going to Granada for many years and 12 years ago bought a house a few miles outside the city.
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Everyone I used to work with is still alive and can afford expensive lawyers.
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I suppose the common idea of me is that I'm going to be someone who's hyper and cracking jokes all the time, but people who meet me are soon disabused of that notion.
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Dire Straits is a great band. Someone tells you they like Brothers in Arms and immediately you know they're a stupid annoying git.
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I always thought communism was crap, really.
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I feel sorry for many politicians we expect them to be completely consistent and moralised when we're not.
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I have a lot of nice Italian winter clothes that make me look like a sophisticated Lebanese professor, so my friend Robert and I go around pretending to be experts in Arabic politics. It doesn't work in the summer though. I don't have the right clothes.
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