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Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It’s dependable, reliable and you can even go shopping with it.

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Alexandra Potter
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: January 1
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Bradford
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Life can change in the blink of an eye. All you have is right now. So don’t ever put off telling someone how you feel about them, don’t assume that they know, because they might not and it might be too late.
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Their eyes met. It had begun. They had begun.
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Because you will meet somebody more exceptional than anyone you have ever know. Who will love you warmly as possible. And who will so completely attract you that you will feel you never really loved before.
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...when you decide you want to be with someone forever, you want forever to start right now.
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If only men were like New York taxi-cabs and had a light that they can switch on when they're interested and off when they're not available. Then you'd know exactly where you were and you wouldn't have to worry about getting it wrong and being horribly embarrassed. --- Lucy
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It is always the silly things that remind me
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I never stopped joking around long enough to realize you weren't laughing anymore.
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If, by some miracle, you're lucky enough to meet the One, whatever you do, don't let them go. Because you don't get another shot at it. Soulmates aren't like buses there's not going to be another one along in a minute. That's why they're called 'The One'.
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Life isn't complicated. It's very simple, really. It's us who make it complicated.
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Juliet shook her head. The thought of eating anything made her feel nauseous. No thanks, I'm not hungry. Oh yeah, the heartbreak diet, nodded Trudy sagely. Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt.
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consider the implications. We think we know what we want, but we can never really know until we've got it. And sometimes when we have, we discover we never really wanted it in the first place - but then it's too late
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Men, Grace learned, seemed to think women were all frustrated nurses.
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I don't understand it myself, really. It's like the idea of him is better than the him of him
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He hadn't lost Grace. Because she'd never been his to lose in the first place.
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But I figure you're never too old to learn. That's when you become old, when you stop being fascinated by things, when you stop wanting to learn and explore.
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C'mon, you're gonna get upset sometimes. Breaking up is a shitty business. Someone always gets hurt. This time it happens to be you.
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Life doesn't hang around, it keeps moving and if you don't keep up you can lose things.
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We are the sum total of our memories. Memories are the most precious things we have. Good or bad. That's what make us who we are. What would we be without them?
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When men see an attractive woman, they fantasize about sex. When women see an attractive man they fantasize about a relationship.
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For a split second they stared at each other. A fleeting, lasting moment. One person noticing another person out of a whole crowd of strangers.
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