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Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It’s dependable, reliable and you can even go shopping with it.

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Alexandra Potter
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: January 1
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Bradford
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Their eyes met. It had begun. They had begun.
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We are the sum total of our memories. Memories are the most precious things we have. Good or bad. That's what make us who we are. What would we be without them?
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Men, Grace learned, seemed to think women were all frustrated nurses.
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If you want a man who's commited, go look in a mental hospital.
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Why is it that when you discover you can't have something, you want it even more?
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Life doesn't hang around, it keeps moving and if you don't keep up you can lose things.
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But I figure you're never too old to learn. That's when you become old, when you stop being fascinated by things, when you stop wanting to learn and explore.
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Maybe I just don't want another rejection, he shrugs. I've had enough of that in my so-called acting career. Oh, so this is what it's all about. But you're not auditioning for a role, I try to persuade him. Aren't I? he raises his eyebrows.
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If, by some miracle, you're lucky enough to meet the One, whatever you do, don't let them go. Because you don't get another shot at it. Soulmates aren't like buses there's not going to be another one along in a minute. That's why they're called 'The One'.
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I was in love with the idea of him. An ideal of him. Of who I thought he was. Of who he used to be.
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I am a hopeless romantic. A silly, ridiculous, foolish romantic. I live in a fantasy land. I need to get real. And now, for the first time, I want to get real. I want a real relationship with a real man in the real world–-with all the real problems, faults, and whatever comes with it.
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Too many people miss out on real love because they're too busy waiting for the ONE to show up
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When men see an attractive woman, they fantasize about sex. When women see an attractive man they fantasize about a relationship.
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Life isn't complicated. It's very simple, really. It's us who make it complicated.
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Time has a funny way of airbrushing relationships, removing all the things that were wrong so when you look back it looks much better than it really was.
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If the worst is going to happen, it'll happen. Worrying can't protect you from that. And if it doesn't happen then you've missed out on all the time that when you could have been having fun
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It is always the silly things that remind me
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I never stopped joking around long enough to realize you weren't laughing anymore.
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It's not getting what you want that's the hard part, it's deciding what you want.
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Juliet shook her head. The thought of eating anything made her feel nauseous. No thanks, I'm not hungry. Oh yeah, the heartbreak diet, nodded Trudy sagely. Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt.
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