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One listens to one's lawyer prattle on as long as one can stand it and then signs where indicated.
Alexander Woollcott
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Alexander Woollcott
Age: 56 †
Born: 1887
Born: January 19
Died: 1943
Died: January 23
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Alexander Humphreys Woollcott
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Once in pre-war days, when curiously-bonneted women drivers were familiar sights at the taxi-wheels, I cried out to one in my dismay: Is there no speed limit in this mad city? Oh, yes, monsieur, she answered sweetly over her shoulder, but no one has ever succeeded in reaching it.
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The two oldest professions in the world — ruined by amateurs.
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A hick town is one where there is no place to go where you shouldn't go.
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His huff arrived and he departed in it.
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To all things clergic I am allergic.
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There's absolutely nothing wrong with Oscar Levant that a miracle can't fix.
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Germany was the cause of Hitler as much as Chicago is responsible for the Chicago Tribune.
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Today just might be the best day to start seriously thinking about quitting smoking.
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Reading Proust is like bathing in someone else's dirty water.
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The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm.
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Babies in silk hats playing with dynamite.
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Nothing risque, nothing gained.
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