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All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.
Alexander Woollcott
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Alexander Woollcott
Age: 56 †
Born: 1887
Born: January 19
Died: 1943
Died: January 23
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Alexander Humphreys Woollcott
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Once in pre-war days, when curiously-bonneted women drivers were familiar sights at the taxi-wheels, I cried out to one in my dismay: Is there no speed limit in this mad city? Oh, yes, monsieur, she answered sweetly over her shoulder, but no one has ever succeeded in reaching it.
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Mrs. Patrick Cambell is an aged British battleship sinking rapidly and firing every available gun on her rescuers.
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It comes from the likes of you! Take what you can get! Grab the chances as they come along! Act in hallways! Sing in doorways! Dance in cellars!
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The two oldest professions in the world — ruined by amateurs.
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At 83, George Bernard Shaw's mind was perhaps not quite as good as it used to be, but it was still better than anyone else's.
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I count it a high honor to belong to a profession in which the good men write every paragraph, every sentence, every line, as lovingly as any Addison or Steele, and do so in full regard that by tomorrow it will have been burned, or used, if at all, to line a shelf.
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The scenery in the play was beautiful, but the actors got in front of it.
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She was like a sinking ship firing on the rescuers.
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Reading Proust is like bathing in someone else's dirty water.
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Los Angeles is seven suburbs in search of a city.
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A hick town is one where there is no place to go where you shouldn't go.
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Many of us spend half of our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.
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There is no such thing in anyone's life as an unimportant day.
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All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
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It was Mrs. Campbell, for instance, who, on a celebrated occasion, threw her companion into a flurry by describing her recent marriage as the deep, deep peace of the double-bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise-longue.
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To all things clergic I am allergic.
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His huff arrived and he departed in it.
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Nothing risque, nothing gained.
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You haven't lived until you died in New York.
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There's nothing wrong with Oscar Levant - nothing a miracle won't cure.
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