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It's true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy.

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Alexander Theroux
Age: 85
Born: 1939
Born: August 17
Novelist
Poet
Medford
Massachusetts
Alexander Louis Theroux
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There is a terrible blindness in the love that wants only to accommodate. It's not only to do with omissions and half-truths. It implants a lack of being in the speaker and robs the self of an identity without which it is impossible for one to grow close to another.
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Nothing is more subtly destructive than a closed circle of artists feeding on one another. Envy grows from insignificant differences between people, not from overwhelming inequalities... it was envy that forced them to emulate each other, not esteem.
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I read passionately with a need to know and see the act of reading as an act of cognition and not simply a means of passing time.
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The parrot holds its food for prim consumption as daintily as any debutante, [with] a predilection for pot roast, hashed-brown potatoes, duck skin, butter, hoisin sauce, sesame seed oil, bananas and human thumb.
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One's style holds one, thankfully, at bay from the enemies of it but not from the stupid crucifixions by those who must willfully misunderstand it.
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Hypocrisy is the essence of snobbery, but all snobbery is about the problem of belonging.
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The ears, which master the face of a dunce, are that part of the head which most publishes stupidity.
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The urge for Chinese food is always unpredictable: famous for no occasion, standard fare for no holiday, and the constant as to demand is either whim, the needy plebiscite of instantly famished drunks, or pregnancy.
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I thought... their elegance... lies not so much in their clothes as in their bodies, and their bodies have received it, and continue to unceasingly receive it, from their souls, which are just like yours, lovely Simonetta.
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Being natural is one of the most irritating poses I know in people.
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Ordinary persons, he said, smiling, found no differences between men. The artist found them all.
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Book-publishing is all about politics. Agents, editors, which books will be puffed, which ignored, etc.
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The man who has faith in logic is always cuckolded by reality.
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