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Faculty Meetings are held whenever the need to show off is combined with the imperative of accomplishing nothing.

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Alexander Theroux
Age: 85
Born: 1939
Born: August 17
Novelist
Poet
Medford
Massachusetts
Alexander Louis Theroux
Whenever
Show
Accomplishing
Shows
Imperative
Nothing
Imperatives
Need
Combined
Needs
Faculty
Meetings
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I thought... their elegance... lies not so much in their clothes as in their bodies, and their bodies have received it, and continue to unceasingly receive it, from their souls, which are just like yours, lovely Simonetta.
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If on a friend’s bookshelf You cannot find Joyce or Sterne Cervantes, Rabelais, or Burton, You are in danger, face the fact, So kick him first or punch him hard And from him hide behind a curtain.
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I kneel to my Lord because I am such a failure. I pray, I hope, I look to the Gospels.
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The urge for Chinese food is always unpredictable: famous for no occasion, standard fare for no holiday, and the constant as to demand is either whim, the needy plebiscite of instantly famished drunks, or pregnancy.
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I hate injustice, I despise inequity, I condemn hypocrisy, I abhor the lack of reason.
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Being natural is one of the most irritating poses I know in people.
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Reviewing books is all about coziness. It is all of it a kind of caucus race. Women review women, Jewish writers review and praise Jewish writers, blacks review blacks, etc.
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A lover is never a completely self-reliant person viewing the world through his own eyes, but a hostage to a certain delusion.
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Book-publishing is all about politics. Agents, editors, which books will be puffed, which ignored, etc.
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Ordinary persons, he said, smiling, found no differences between men. The artist found them all.
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The man who has faith in logic is always cuckolded by reality.
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Nothing is more subtly destructive than a closed circle of artists feeding on one another. Envy grows from insignificant differences between people, not from overwhelming inequalities... it was envy that forced them to emulate each other, not esteem.
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It's true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy.
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Will I have to use a dictionary to read your book? asked Mrs. Dodypol. It depends, says I, how much you used the dictionary before you read it.
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