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Someone asked me what do you think of Donald Trump? And I said, I would rather vote for Hillary Clinton in jail. If she gets convicted, I'll vote for her for president.
Albert Brooks
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Albert Brooks
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 22
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