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Nothing surprises me. After Donald Trump, nothing matters, does it?

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Albert Brooks
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 22
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Beverly Hills
California
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All improv turns into anger. All comedy improv basically turns into anger, because that's all people know how to do when they're improvising. If you notice shows that are improvising are generally people yelling at each other.
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Most entertainment is trying to get you. It's tested, like toothpaste.
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If anything happens to me, tell every woman I've ever gone with I was talking about her at the end. That way, they'll have to reevaluate me.
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A lot of alliteration from anxious anchors placed in powerful posts!
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For the most part, improvising while cameras are rolling is very difficult. 99% of people you should never ask to do that, because they're under pressure, the clock is running, 80 people are staring at you...it's always unnatural.
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I never wanted to be a director.
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When I audition, I understand what it takes and the insecurities that come with it. If I do anything, I put actors at ease. I used to tell directors who weren't actors, the best thing they could do was take an acting class for a couple of months. Just to understand.
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Donald Trump announces this morning that he will run for president. His hair will announce on Friday.
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I'm a big consumer of news and I have my six newspaper sites booked. And what I like bout Twitter is it's almost, it allows me to make a comment about something that's just on my mind.
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Film is the cheapest part of the movie making process. The expense is the 100-man crew and the financing and everything.
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I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high.
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I like movies about failing.
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Someone asked me what do you think of Donald Trump? And I said, I would rather vote for Hillary Clinton in jail. If she gets convicted, I'll vote for her for president.
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You always got to be happy when somebody likes what you do. It's stupid not to be happy.
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I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny.
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If you're going to act and do this for a living, you want to play something that the audience didn't expect.
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I don't experience basic human emotions. It's not my thing.
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What naturally stops you making the film is there is no more money in the budget. That's really what it is. If you had an unlimited budget, if you were a billionaire and you financed your own movies, then you can either date, because you can sit in an editing room for six years, like Howard Hughes, and never finish anything.
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Being a screenwriter in Hollywood is like being a eunuch at an orgy. Worse, actually, at least the eunuch is allowed to watch.
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I don't think the goal is, 'How big a star did you ever become?' I think the goal is, 'Were you able to express yourself?'
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