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Nothing surprises me. After Donald Trump, nothing matters, does it?
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Albert Brooks
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 22
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Beverly Hills
California
Albert Lawrence Brooks
Albert Lawrence Einstein
A. Brooks
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Movies are an expensive business.
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I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high.
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Well, you know, with every character, if you're going to expose yourself, you've got to figure out every detail that you're going to play. So there's no character that you can just go put on his shirt and be fully prepared.
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Nobody will leave any place unless they're forced out. That's the nature of humans. Once you're there, you're there. I've never seen anybody get up voluntarily and leave any place.
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I've never been disappointed, because I've never given somebody I liked that much power.
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If we had 3 million exhibitionists and only one voyeur, nobody could make any money.
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I'm a member of the Academy, but I don't know who all the other Academy members are. It's not like a politician who knows who is in the Iowa caucus.
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Bullfights are hugely popular because you can sit comfortably with a hot dog and possibly watch a man die. It wont be me, but I can sit comfortably and watch it.
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The biggest waste of brainpower is to want to change something that's not changeable.
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When I was younger, I wasn't concentrating on good days. I was managing a career and trying to have a good year. It would always 'lead' to something, which never leads to anything except death, where everything leads to. And then as I got older, and then I had my kids and everything, I began to appreciate a great Wednesday.
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Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.
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I'm not Elvis. I don't get chased by paparazzi.
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There's nothing funny about flying to Houston.
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Twitter is the Devil's playground.
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I've always been in the middle of making my own movies, so taking acting jobs that take me away from that has been impossible.
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If anything happens to me, tell every woman I've ever gone with I was talking about her at the end. That way, they'll have to reevaluate me.
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