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I'm not a person who I ever thought would do well with divorce. Not that it can't happen. I just didn't want that. So I waited a long time to meet the right person. Then I finally met someone that I was willing to be divorced from.
Albert Brooks
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Born: 1947
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Most entertainment is trying to get you. It's tested, like toothpaste.
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Steven Spielberg seems to have wanted to be a director from 13. He put his dog in a certain position and made him eat at four o'clock. He liked to direct it. But, to me, directing is tedious. Especially if you're acting in it. And I'm inherently lazy.
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What's interesting about books that take place in the future, even twenty years in the future, is that many of them are black or white: It's either a utopia or it's misery. The real truth is that there's going to be both things in any future, just like there is now.
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Someone asked me what do you think of Donald Trump? And I said, I would rather vote for Hillary Clinton in jail. If she gets convicted, I'll vote for her for president.
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If you want to be a writer, just write. There's no magic to it.
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I've always felt like I work in a small little area that doesn't represent anything like the rest of society.
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Getting older is a lot of fun. Right up there with chewing glass or putting your hand in a blender.
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Starting to drink now in preparation for New Years. No more last minute stuff like Christmas.
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One of the things I like about a character: I always think it's fascinating when a character can turn on a dime and go from one emotion to another. I like watching that.
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The biggest waste of brainpower is to want to change something that's not changeable.
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I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters.
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You can equate acting to a tennis game: When you're playing one of the best, you get better.
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If you paint, write, do mosaics, knit - if it's solving that part of your brain saying, 'I need to do this,' you've won.
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Excited about Black Friday. Also excited about Jew Tuesday.
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For the most part, improvising while cameras are rolling is very difficult. 99% of people you should never ask to do that, because they're under pressure, the clock is running, 80 people are staring at you...it's always unnatural.
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