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Donald Trump announces this morning that he will run for president. His hair will announce on Friday.
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Albert Brooks
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 22
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Beverly Hills
California
Albert Lawrence Brooks
Albert Lawrence Einstein
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When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.
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I've always felt like I work in a small little area that doesn't represent anything like the rest of society.
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Be generous and you can be the best person who ever lived.
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What naturally stops you making the film is there is no more money in the budget. That's really what it is. If you had an unlimited budget, if you were a billionaire and you financed your own movies, then you can either date, because you can sit in an editing room for six years, like Howard Hughes, and never finish anything.
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It's better to be known by six people for something you're proud of than to be known by sixty million for something you're not.
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If anything happens to me, tell every woman I've ever gone with I was talking about her at the end. That way, they'll have to reevaluate me.
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Bullfights are hugely popular because you can sit comfortably with a hot dog and possibly watch a man die. It wont be me, but I can sit comfortably and watch it.
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My mother was supportive without knowing it. Deep down she wanted all the right things, she just didn't see the world like I did, and she's not supposed to.
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As an actor, if you're just sitting and staring and you don't know who you are in your own mind, it's vacant. And sometimes the camera is an X-ray machine, it can pick it up.
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I'm not interesting enough on my own that you'd want to see a film about me.
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I'm a member of the Academy, but I don't know who all the other Academy members are. It's not like a politician who knows who is in the Iowa caucus.
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Steven Spielberg seems to have wanted to be a director from 13. He put his dog in a certain position and made him eat at four o'clock. He liked to direct it. But, to me, directing is tedious. Especially if you're acting in it. And I'm inherently lazy.
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You always got to be happy when somebody likes what you do. It's stupid not to be happy.
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Even though my father was a radio comedian, it wasn't cool to say, at a young age, 'I want to be a comedian.'
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You never do a movie and not want it to work. You accept whatever it is. You have to, but nobody in their right mind would not want the movie to be getting talked about at the end of the year.
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I like movies about failing.
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Twitter is the Devil's playground.
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Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.
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I've always been in the middle of making my own movies, so taking acting jobs that take me away from that has been impossible.
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I've seen the future! It's a bald-headed man from New York!
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