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Donald Trump announces this morning that he will run for president. His hair will announce on Friday.

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Albert Brooks
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 22
Actor
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Television Actor
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Writer
Beverly Hills
California
Albert Lawrence Brooks
Albert Lawrence Einstein
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