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Donald Trump announces this morning that he will run for president. His hair will announce on Friday.

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Albert Brooks
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 22
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Beverly Hills
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Steven Spielberg seems to have wanted to be a director from 13. He put his dog in a certain position and made him eat at four o'clock. He liked to direct it. But, to me, directing is tedious. Especially if you're acting in it. And I'm inherently lazy.
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I, sort of, got into comedy accidentally, and it got bigger than I wanted it to.
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I'm not interesting enough on my own that you'd want to see a film about me.
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I've always been in the middle of making my own movies, so taking acting jobs that take me away from that has been impossible.
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Be generous and you can be the best person who ever lived.
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I'd still like to see 'Survivor' minus the planned show-biz parts. That would be the purest form of show business - I want to see someone so hungry that they eat somebody else's foot.
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Excited about Black Friday. Also excited about Jew Tuesday.
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Well, you know, with every character, if you're going to expose yourself, you've got to figure out every detail that you're going to play. So there's no character that you can just go put on his shirt and be fully prepared.
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You know, I became a director out of necessity. I was writing comedies, and I couldn't find anybody to deliver it correctly.
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I guess 'The Player' was a pretty good L.A. movie. And 'Chinatown.' Was there ever a better L.A. movie about a certain period in L.A.? That was terrific.
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When I was younger, I wasn't concentrating on good days. I was managing a career and trying to have a good year. It would always 'lead' to something, which never leads to anything except death, where everything leads to. And then as I got older, and then I had my kids and everything, I began to appreciate a great Wednesday.
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I take anything other than 'you big pig!' as a compliment.
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I've always been the king of silence. I've always been a minimalist comedian. I've taken my influence from Jack Benny, who was the king of that I've always done 'less is more.'
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As an actor, if you're just sitting and staring and you don't know who you are in your own mind, it's vacant. And sometimes the camera is an X-ray machine, it can pick it up.
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I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters.
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You can equate acting to a tennis game: When you're playing one of the best, you get better.
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Nobody will leave any place unless they're forced out. That's the nature of humans. Once you're there, you're there. I've never seen anybody get up voluntarily and leave any place.
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I'm a big consumer of news and I have my six newspaper sites booked. And what I like bout Twitter is it's almost, it allows me to make a comment about something that's just on my mind.
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I come from the place where I am thinking 'I have put my blood on the pages.'
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I've always felt like I work in a small little area that doesn't represent anything like the rest of society.
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