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Donald Trump announces this morning that he will run for president. His hair will announce on Friday.

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Albert Brooks
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 22
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Beverly Hills
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Regrets are stupid they don't mean anything and they don't add up to anything.
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Starting to drink now in preparation for New Years. No more last minute stuff like Christmas.
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I've never been disappointed, because I've never given somebody I liked that much power.
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Nothing surprises me. After Donald Trump, nothing matters, does it?
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If you look at the best-seller list for American fiction, they're all sequels to detective stories or stories about hunting serial killers. That's what's called American fiction these days.
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I guess 'The Player' was a pretty good L.A. movie. And 'Chinatown.' Was there ever a better L.A. movie about a certain period in L.A.? That was terrific.
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Steven Spielberg seems to have wanted to be a director from 13. He put his dog in a certain position and made him eat at four o'clock. He liked to direct it. But, to me, directing is tedious. Especially if you're acting in it. And I'm inherently lazy.
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I've done performances in movies that I was immensely proud of and the movies didn't take off like a rocket at Cape Canaveral, it didn't take off.
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I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters.
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If you paint, write, do mosaics, knit - if it's solving that part of your brain saying, 'I need to do this,' you've won.
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When I audition, I understand what it takes and the insecurities that come with it. If I do anything, I put actors at ease. I used to tell directors who weren't actors, the best thing they could do was take an acting class for a couple of months. Just to understand.
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Well, you know, with every character, if you're going to expose yourself, you've got to figure out every detail that you're going to play. So there's no character that you can just go put on his shirt and be fully prepared.
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I cast unusual people in my movies.
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