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Donald Trump announces this morning that he will run for president. His hair will announce on Friday.

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Albert Brooks
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 22
Actor
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Beverly Hills
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If you look at the best-seller list for American fiction, they're all sequels to detective stories or stories about hunting serial killers. That's what's called American fiction these days.
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Being a screenwriter in Hollywood is like being a eunuch at an orgy. Worse, actually, at least the eunuch is allowed to watch.
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Excited about Black Friday. Also excited about Jew Tuesday.
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I've always been in the middle of making my own movies, so taking acting jobs that take me away from that has been impossible.
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Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive?
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What naturally stops you making the film is there is no more money in the budget. That's really what it is. If you had an unlimited budget, if you were a billionaire and you financed your own movies, then you can either date, because you can sit in an editing room for six years, like Howard Hughes, and never finish anything.
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Twitter is the Devil's playground.
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Regrets are stupid they don't mean anything and they don't add up to anything.
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The world really changed after 9/11, not just in the tragic way, but in every way. So it took me a couple of years to even understand how my art form I could process any of this. When the world changed, eliciting laughter with subjects that were funny to me before 9/11 just didnt seem good enough.
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I just like making people laugh, and buried in that I like to bring up topics and start discussions.
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I don't experience basic human emotions. It's not my thing.
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I like movies about failing.
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Starting to drink now in preparation for New Years. No more last minute stuff like Christmas.
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Movies are an expensive business.
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For the most part, improvising while cameras are rolling is very difficult. 99% of people you should never ask to do that, because they're under pressure, the clock is running, 80 people are staring at you...it's always unnatural.
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I've seen the future! It's a bald-headed man from New York!
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I've always been the king of silence. I've always been a minimalist comedian. I've taken my influence from Jack Benny, who was the king of that I've always done 'less is more.'
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There's nothing funny about flying to Houston.
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One of the things I like about a character: I always think it's fascinating when a character can turn on a dime and go from one emotion to another. I like watching that.
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I've always liked to think ahead. Not stupid-far ahead. A hundred years doesn't interest me. But 20 years interests me, and more for what happens to humans as opposed to things.
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