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Regrets are stupid they don't mean anything and they don't add up to anything.
Albert Brooks
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Albert Brooks
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 22
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Beverly Hills
California
Albert Lawrence Brooks
Albert Lawrence Einstein
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I'm a big consumer of news and I have my six newspaper sites booked. And what I like bout Twitter is it's almost, it allows me to make a comment about something that's just on my mind.
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It's interesting when you're part of a group - the Jews, to be exact - that the world has had such problems with.
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