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Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.

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Albert Brooks
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 22
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Beverly Hills
California
Albert Lawrence Brooks
Albert Lawrence Einstein
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I've never been disappointed, because I've never given somebody I liked that much power.
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Be generous and you can be the best person who ever lived.
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I don't want to get close to people who have secrets that I don't know about.
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My friend Harry Nilsson used to say the definition of an artist was someone who rode way ahead of the herd and was sort of the lookout. Now you don't have to be that, to be an artist. You can be right smack-dab in the middle of the herd. If you are, you'll be the richest.
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If you paint, write, do mosaics, knit - if it's solving that part of your brain saying, 'I need to do this,' you've won.
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I have children. I have a family to support. But I really could live in a one-room apartment, as long as the television worked. I never needed anything. Just a comfortable chair and I'm fine.
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Don't worry, and don't kick yourself forever. Just take the opportunities when they come.
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Donald Trump announces this morning that he will run for president. His hair will announce on Friday.
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I, sort of, got into comedy accidentally, and it got bigger than I wanted it to.
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The world really changed after 9/11, not just in the tragic way, but in every way. So it took me a couple of years to even understand how my art form I could process any of this. When the world changed, eliciting laughter with subjects that were funny to me before 9/11 just didnt seem good enough.
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I'm not a big fan of the post-Armageddon stories, where Denzel Washington is walking around in a torn coat.
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