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Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.
Albert Brooks
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Albert Brooks
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 22
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Beverly Hills
California
Albert Lawrence Brooks
Albert Lawrence Einstein
A. Brooks
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You always got to be happy when somebody likes what you do. It's stupid not to be happy.
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I've always been the king of silence. I've always been a minimalist comedian. I've taken my influence from Jack Benny, who was the king of that I've always done 'less is more.'
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I don't experience basic human emotions. It's not my thing.
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Being a screenwriter in Hollywood is like being a eunuch at an orgy. Worse, actually, at least the eunuch is allowed to watch.
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Be generous and you can be the best person who ever lived.
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Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive?
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Fear is like a giant fog. It sits on your brain and blocks everything - real feelings, true happiness, real joy. They can't get through that fog. But you lift it, and buddy, you're in for the ride of your life.
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Art and resistance are great together. That's what art's made for. Look at Vincent van Gogh: He didn't cut off his ear because he was selling well.
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Nobody will leave any place unless they're forced out. That's the nature of humans. Once you're there, you're there. I've never seen anybody get up voluntarily and leave any place.
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As an actor, if you're just sitting and staring and you don't know who you are in your own mind, it's vacant. And sometimes the camera is an X-ray machine, it can pick it up.
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Most entertainment is trying to get you. It's tested, like toothpaste.
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Excited about Black Friday. Also excited about Jew Tuesday.
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I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny.
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If you want to be a writer, just write. There's no magic to it.
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