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Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.
Albert Brooks
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Albert Brooks
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 22
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Beverly Hills
California
Albert Lawrence Brooks
Albert Lawrence Einstein
A. Brooks
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Bullfights are hugely popular because you can sit comfortably with a hot dog and possibly watch a man die. It wont be me, but I can sit comfortably and watch it.
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I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny.
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I've never been disappointed, because I've never given somebody I liked that much power.
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I take anything other than 'you big pig!' as a compliment.
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Donald Trump announces this morning that he will run for president. His hair will announce on Friday.
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If you want to be a writer, just write. There's no magic to it.
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Be generous and you can be the best person who ever lived.
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