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Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.
Albert Brooks
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Albert Brooks
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 22
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Beverly Hills
California
Albert Lawrence Brooks
Albert Lawrence Einstein
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I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters.
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Movies are an expensive business.
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It's interesting when you're part of a group - the Jews, to be exact - that the world has had such problems with.
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Bullfights are hugely popular because you can sit comfortably with a hot dog and possibly watch a man die. It wont be me, but I can sit comfortably and watch it.
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I have children. I have a family to support. But I really could live in a one-room apartment, as long as the television worked. I never needed anything. Just a comfortable chair and I'm fine.
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If you want to be a writer, just write. There's no magic to it.
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I don't experience basic human emotions. It's not my thing.
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Art and resistance are great together. That's what art's made for. Look at Vincent van Gogh: He didn't cut off his ear because he was selling well.
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If we had 3 million exhibitionists and only one voyeur, nobody could make any money.
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'Drive' came to me because the casting director knew my manager and called and said, 'You've always talked to me about Albert wanting to play the heavy. I think he should read this.' My ears just perked up.
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I got so good at writing to a budget, my brain was restricting myself. I'd write, It's a stormy night. Then I'd cross out stormy. I'd write: It's a calm night. Then I'd cross out night. It's noon. Because you know how much night costs. You know how much rain costs. Nothing comes free in movies.
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Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive?
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Nothing surprises me. After Donald Trump, nothing matters, does it?
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Film is the cheapest part of the movie making process. The expense is the 100-man crew and the financing and everything.
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If you look at the best-seller list for American fiction, they're all sequels to detective stories or stories about hunting serial killers. That's what's called American fiction these days.
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In my screenplays - from the very beginning I've always used tape. I talk my screenplays. And then have somebody transcribe them.
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I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high.
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Fear is like a giant fog. It sits on your brain and blocks everything - real feelings, true happiness, real joy. They can't get through that fog. But you lift it, and buddy, you're in for the ride of your life.
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Excited about Black Friday. Also excited about Jew Tuesday.
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