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If you want to be a writer, just write. There's no magic to it.
Albert Brooks
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Albert Brooks
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 22
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Beverly Hills
California
Albert Lawrence Brooks
Albert Lawrence Einstein
A. Brooks
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Don't worry, and don't kick yourself forever. Just take the opportunities when they come.
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Relaxation is the absence of worry.
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'Drive' came to me because the casting director knew my manager and called and said, 'You've always talked to me about Albert wanting to play the heavy. I think he should read this.' My ears just perked up.
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Nothing surprises me. After Donald Trump, nothing matters, does it?
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You always got to be happy when somebody likes what you do. It's stupid not to be happy.
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Most entertainment is trying to get you. It's tested, like toothpaste.
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So I think if you're happy with your brain, you're powerful.
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I've never been disappointed, because I've never given somebody I liked that much power.
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How many people didn't get a part who would have been better than the person who got the part? Thousands.
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As an actor, if you're just sitting and staring and you don't know who you are in your own mind, it's vacant. And sometimes the camera is an X-ray machine, it can pick it up.
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