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I've seen the future! It's a bald-headed man from New York!

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Albert Brooks
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 22
Actor
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Film Director
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Beverly Hills
California
Albert Lawrence Brooks
Albert Lawrence Einstein
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I come from the place where I am thinking 'I have put my blood on the pages.'
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When I was younger, I wasn't concentrating on good days. I was managing a career and trying to have a good year. It would always 'lead' to something, which never leads to anything except death, where everything leads to. And then as I got older, and then I had my kids and everything, I began to appreciate a great Wednesday.
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All improv turns into anger. All comedy improv basically turns into anger, because that's all people know how to do when they're improvising. If you notice shows that are improvising are generally people yelling at each other.
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My mother was supportive without knowing it. Deep down she wanted all the right things, she just didn't see the world like I did, and she's not supposed to.
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I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high.
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Donald Trump announces this morning that he will run for president. His hair will announce on Friday.
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It's better to be known by six people for something you're proud of than to be known by sixty million for something you're not.
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I just like making people laugh, and buried in that I like to bring up topics and start discussions.
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I'm not a big fan of the post-Armageddon stories, where Denzel Washington is walking around in a torn coat.
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I've always been in the middle of making my own movies, so taking acting jobs that take me away from that has been impossible.
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If you paint, write, do mosaics, knit - if it's solving that part of your brain saying, 'I need to do this,' you've won.
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I'm a member of the Academy, but I don't know who all the other Academy members are. It's not like a politician who knows who is in the Iowa caucus.
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I've always liked to think ahead. Not stupid-far ahead. A hundred years doesn't interest me. But 20 years interests me, and more for what happens to humans as opposed to things.
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I'm not a person who I ever thought would do well with divorce. Not that it can't happen. I just didn't want that. So I waited a long time to meet the right person. Then I finally met someone that I was willing to be divorced from.
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I don't experience basic human emotions. It's not my thing.
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I don't want to get close to people who have secrets that I don't know about.
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When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.
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You know, when cameras are rolling, improvisation doesn't feel natural. The pressure is too great. You're on a time schedule. You've got 60 crewmen.
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Twitter, to me, works if you're funny. Twitter doesn't work as a promotional tool unless you do it very, very, very occasionally.
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Don't worry, and don't kick yourself forever. Just take the opportunities when they come.
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