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I've seen the future! It's a bald-headed man from New York!

Albert Brooks

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Albert Brooks
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 22
Actor
Film Actor
Film Director
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Beverly Hills
California
Albert Lawrence Brooks
Albert Lawrence Einstein
A. Brooks
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I cast unusual people in my movies.
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I take anything other than 'you big pig!' as a compliment.
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Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.
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If anything happens to me, tell every woman I've ever gone with I was talking about her at the end. That way, they'll have to reevaluate me.
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My mother was supportive without knowing it. Deep down she wanted all the right things, she just didn't see the world like I did, and she's not supposed to.
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When I went to acting school, the kids that got the best grades were the kids that could cry on cue. But it didn't really translate into careers for any of them, because the external is the easy part.
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Relaxation is the absence of worry.
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When I audition, I understand what it takes and the insecurities that come with it. If I do anything, I put actors at ease. I used to tell directors who weren't actors, the best thing they could do was take an acting class for a couple of months. Just to understand.
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I've never been disappointed, because I've never given somebody I liked that much power.
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Acceptance is going to a restaurant where the salad's not great, but the steak is fine.
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I don't want to get close to people who have secrets that I don't know about.
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If you look at the best-seller list for American fiction, they're all sequels to detective stories or stories about hunting serial killers. That's what's called American fiction these days.
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I just like making people laugh, and buried in that I like to bring up topics and start discussions.
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You always got to be happy when somebody likes what you do. It's stupid not to be happy.
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When I was younger, I wasn't concentrating on good days. I was managing a career and trying to have a good year. It would always 'lead' to something, which never leads to anything except death, where everything leads to. And then as I got older, and then I had my kids and everything, I began to appreciate a great Wednesday.
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Don't worry, and don't kick yourself forever. Just take the opportunities when they come.
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I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high.
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I never wanted to be a director.
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You never do a movie and not want it to work. You accept whatever it is. You have to, but nobody in their right mind would not want the movie to be getting talked about at the end of the year.
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I've done performances in movies that I was immensely proud of and the movies didn't take off like a rocket at Cape Canaveral, it didn't take off.
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