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I've seen the future! It's a bald-headed man from New York!
Albert Brooks
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Albert Brooks
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 22
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Film Actor
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Beverly Hills
California
Albert Lawrence Brooks
Albert Lawrence Einstein
A. Brooks
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I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny.
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I can't not put humor in a book.
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I think anger and laughter are very close to each other, when you think about it.
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I don't want to get close to people who have secrets that I don't know about.
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Twitter, to me, works if you're funny. Twitter doesn't work as a promotional tool unless you do it very, very, very occasionally.
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I've always been in the middle of making my own movies, so taking acting jobs that take me away from that has been impossible.
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For the most part, improvising while cameras are rolling is very difficult. 99% of people you should never ask to do that, because they're under pressure, the clock is running, 80 people are staring at you...it's always unnatural.
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Twitter is the Devil's playground.
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You never do a movie and not want it to work. You accept whatever it is. You have to, but nobody in their right mind would not want the movie to be getting talked about at the end of the year.
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I don't experience basic human emotions. It's not my thing.
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I guess 'The Player' was a pretty good L.A. movie. And 'Chinatown.' Was there ever a better L.A. movie about a certain period in L.A.? That was terrific.
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There's nothing funny about flying to Houston.
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Art and resistance are great together. That's what art's made for. Look at Vincent van Gogh: He didn't cut off his ear because he was selling well.
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In the beginning of any career, in every job, people are always forcing you to the middle.
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You can equate acting to a tennis game: When you're playing one of the best, you get better.
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I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters.
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Most entertainment is trying to get you. It's tested, like toothpaste.
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I'm not Elvis. I don't get chased by paparazzi.
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I don't know that I can define fear. But one of the sources of fear is holding up some sort of model life that doesn't exist and feeling like you're far away from it.
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I take anything other than 'you big pig!' as a compliment.
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