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I've seen the future! It's a bald-headed man from New York!
Albert Brooks
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Albert Brooks
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 22
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Beverly Hills
California
Albert Lawrence Brooks
Albert Lawrence Einstein
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Donald Trump announces this morning that he will run for president. His hair will announce on Friday.
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I'm a member of the Academy, but I don't know who all the other Academy members are. It's not like a politician who knows who is in the Iowa caucus.
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What's interesting about books that take place in the future, even twenty years in the future, is that many of them are black or white: It's either a utopia or it's misery. The real truth is that there's going to be both things in any future, just like there is now.
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Starting to drink now in preparation for New Years. No more last minute stuff like Christmas.
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A lot of alliteration from anxious anchors placed in powerful posts!
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If we had 3 million exhibitionists and only one voyeur, nobody could make any money.
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Steven Spielberg seems to have wanted to be a director from 13. He put his dog in a certain position and made him eat at four o'clock. He liked to direct it. But, to me, directing is tedious. Especially if you're acting in it. And I'm inherently lazy.
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Acceptance is going to a restaurant where the salad's not great, but the steak is fine.
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I'm not a person who I ever thought would do well with divorce. Not that it can't happen. I just didn't want that. So I waited a long time to meet the right person. Then I finally met someone that I was willing to be divorced from.
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I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny.
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I never wanted to be a director.
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If anything happens to me, tell every woman I've ever gone with I was talking about her at the end. That way, they'll have to reevaluate me.
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I take anything other than 'you big pig!' as a compliment.
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Most entertainment is trying to get you. It's tested, like toothpaste.
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I'm not Elvis. I don't get chased by paparazzi.
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All improv turns into anger. All comedy improv basically turns into anger, because that's all people know how to do when they're improvising. If you notice shows that are improvising are generally people yelling at each other.
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In the beginning of any career, in every job, people are always forcing you to the middle.
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You can equate acting to a tennis game: When you're playing one of the best, you get better.
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Bullfights are hugely popular because you can sit comfortably with a hot dog and possibly watch a man die. It wont be me, but I can sit comfortably and watch it.
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My mother was supportive without knowing it. Deep down she wanted all the right things, she just didn't see the world like I did, and she's not supposed to.
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