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If anything happens to me, tell every woman I've ever gone with I was talking about her at the end. That way, they'll have to reevaluate me.

Albert Brooks

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Albert Brooks
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 22
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Beverly Hills
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The world really changed after 9/11, not just in the tragic way, but in every way. So it took me a couple of years to even understand how my art form I could process any of this. When the world changed, eliciting laughter with subjects that were funny to me before 9/11 just didnt seem good enough.
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If you want to be a writer, just write. There's no magic to it.
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I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high.
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I'm not a person who I ever thought would do well with divorce. Not that it can't happen. I just didn't want that. So I waited a long time to meet the right person. Then I finally met someone that I was willing to be divorced from.
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Fear is like a giant fog. It sits on your brain and blocks everything - real feelings, true happiness, real joy. They can't get through that fog. But you lift it, and buddy, you're in for the ride of your life.
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Being a screenwriter in Hollywood is like being a eunuch at an orgy. Worse, actually, at least the eunuch is allowed to watch.
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I come from the place where I am thinking 'I have put my blood on the pages.'
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Nothing surprises me. After Donald Trump, nothing matters, does it?
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I'm not Elvis. I don't get chased by paparazzi.
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I'm not interesting enough on my own that you'd want to see a film about me.
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I've always been in the middle of making my own movies, so taking acting jobs that take me away from that has been impossible.
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