Quote

I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high.

Albert Brooks

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Albert Brooks
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 22
Actor
Film Actor
Film Director
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Writer
Beverly Hills
California
Albert Lawrence Brooks
Albert Lawrence Einstein
A. Brooks
Emotion
Days
High
Funny
Running
Funerals
Ever
Funniest
Many
Funeral
People
Emotions

More quotes by Albert Brooks

Image
I don't experience basic human emotions. It's not my thing.
Albert Brooks
Image
Nothing surprises me. After Donald Trump, nothing matters, does it?
Albert Brooks
Image
I'd still like to see 'Survivor' minus the planned show-biz parts. That would be the purest form of show business - I want to see someone so hungry that they eat somebody else's foot.
Albert Brooks
Image
My friend Harry Nilsson used to say the definition of an artist was someone who rode way ahead of the herd and was sort of the lookout. Now you don't have to be that, to be an artist. You can be right smack-dab in the middle of the herd. If you are, you'll be the richest.
Albert Brooks
Image
Excited about Black Friday. Also excited about Jew Tuesday.
Albert Brooks
Image
If we had 3 million exhibitionists and only one voyeur, nobody could make any money.
Albert Brooks
Image
When I went to acting school, the kids that got the best grades were the kids that could cry on cue. But it didn't really translate into careers for any of them, because the external is the easy part.
Albert Brooks
Image
I take anything other than 'you big pig!' as a compliment.
Albert Brooks
Image
It's interesting when you're part of a group - the Jews, to be exact - that the world has had such problems with.
Albert Brooks
Image
Film is the cheapest part of the movie making process. The expense is the 100-man crew and the financing and everything.
Albert Brooks
Image
Donald Trump announces this morning that he will run for president. His hair will announce on Friday.
Albert Brooks
Image
Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.
Albert Brooks
Image
You know, I became a director out of necessity. I was writing comedies, and I couldn't find anybody to deliver it correctly.
Albert Brooks
Image
Regrets are stupid they don't mean anything and they don't add up to anything.
Albert Brooks
Image
Once you sign on as an actor, you know, you don't go to the editing room, you don't see how they cut, you don't see how they score, you don't see how they cast the rest of the movie.
Albert Brooks
Image
You never do a movie and not want it to work. You accept whatever it is. You have to, but nobody in their right mind would not want the movie to be getting talked about at the end of the year.
Albert Brooks
Image
I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny.
Albert Brooks
Image
Someone asked me what do you think of Donald Trump? And I said, I would rather vote for Hillary Clinton in jail. If she gets convicted, I'll vote for her for president.
Albert Brooks
Image
Bullfights are hugely popular because you can sit comfortably with a hot dog and possibly watch a man die. It wont be me, but I can sit comfortably and watch it.
Albert Brooks
Image
The biggest waste of brainpower is to want to change something that's not changeable.
Albert Brooks