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I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters.

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Albert Brooks
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 22
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Beverly Hills
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When I audition, I understand what it takes and the insecurities that come with it. If I do anything, I put actors at ease. I used to tell directors who weren't actors, the best thing they could do was take an acting class for a couple of months. Just to understand.
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I take anything other than 'you big pig!' as a compliment.
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I'm not a person who I ever thought would do well with divorce. Not that it can't happen. I just didn't want that. So I waited a long time to meet the right person. Then I finally met someone that I was willing to be divorced from.
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What's interesting about books that take place in the future, even twenty years in the future, is that many of them are black or white: It's either a utopia or it's misery. The real truth is that there's going to be both things in any future, just like there is now.
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If you're going to act and do this for a living, you want to play something that the audience didn't expect.
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Excited about Black Friday. Also excited about Jew Tuesday.
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Regrets are stupid they don't mean anything and they don't add up to anything.
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I've seen the future! It's a bald-headed man from New York!
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Someone asked me what do you think of Donald Trump? And I said, I would rather vote for Hillary Clinton in jail. If she gets convicted, I'll vote for her for president.
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The world really changed after 9/11, not just in the tragic way, but in every way. So it took me a couple of years to even understand how my art form I could process any of this. When the world changed, eliciting laughter with subjects that were funny to me before 9/11 just didnt seem good enough.
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Nobody will leave any place unless they're forced out. That's the nature of humans. Once you're there, you're there. I've never seen anybody get up voluntarily and leave any place.
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You make friends with older people and you always feel young no matter what.
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My mother was supportive without knowing it. Deep down she wanted all the right things, she just didn't see the world like I did, and she's not supposed to.
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I'm not Elvis. I don't get chased by paparazzi.
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If you look at the best-seller list for American fiction, they're all sequels to detective stories or stories about hunting serial killers. That's what's called American fiction these days.
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I come from the place where I am thinking 'I have put my blood on the pages.'
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For the most part, improvising while cameras are rolling is very difficult. 99% of people you should never ask to do that, because they're under pressure, the clock is running, 80 people are staring at you...it's always unnatural.
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If we had 3 million exhibitionists and only one voyeur, nobody could make any money.
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I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny.
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You know, I became a director out of necessity. I was writing comedies, and I couldn't find anybody to deliver it correctly.
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