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I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters.

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Albert Brooks
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 22
Actor
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Film Director
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Beverly Hills
California
Albert Lawrence Brooks
Albert Lawrence Einstein
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When I audition, I understand what it takes and the insecurities that come with it. If I do anything, I put actors at ease. I used to tell directors who weren't actors, the best thing they could do was take an acting class for a couple of months. Just to understand.
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In the beginning of any career, in every job, people are always forcing you to the middle.
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I've always been the king of silence. I've always been a minimalist comedian. I've taken my influence from Jack Benny, who was the king of that I've always done 'less is more.'
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I'm a big consumer of news and I have my six newspaper sites booked. And what I like bout Twitter is it's almost, it allows me to make a comment about something that's just on my mind.
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If you look at the best-seller list for American fiction, they're all sequels to detective stories or stories about hunting serial killers. That's what's called American fiction these days.
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I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny.
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Regrets are stupid they don't mean anything and they don't add up to anything.
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I've seen the future! It's a bald-headed man from New York!
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You know, I became a director out of necessity. I was writing comedies, and I couldn't find anybody to deliver it correctly.
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What naturally stops you making the film is there is no more money in the budget. That's really what it is. If you had an unlimited budget, if you were a billionaire and you financed your own movies, then you can either date, because you can sit in an editing room for six years, like Howard Hughes, and never finish anything.
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I'm not a big fan of the post-Armageddon stories, where Denzel Washington is walking around in a torn coat.
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I'd still like to see 'Survivor' minus the planned show-biz parts. That would be the purest form of show business - I want to see someone so hungry that they eat somebody else's foot.
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So I think if you're happy with your brain, you're powerful.
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I've never been disappointed, because I've never given somebody I liked that much power.
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Nothing surprises me. After Donald Trump, nothing matters, does it?
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I have children. I have a family to support. But I really could live in a one-room apartment, as long as the television worked. I never needed anything. Just a comfortable chair and I'm fine.
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The biggest waste of brainpower is to want to change something that's not changeable.
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A lot of alliteration from anxious anchors placed in powerful posts!
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I've always been in the middle of making my own movies, so taking acting jobs that take me away from that has been impossible.
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I like movies about failing.
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