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I like movies about failing.
Albert Brooks
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Albert Brooks
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 22
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Beverly Hills
California
Albert Lawrence Brooks
Albert Lawrence Einstein
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I've always liked to think ahead. Not stupid-far ahead. A hundred years doesn't interest me. But 20 years interests me, and more for what happens to humans as opposed to things.
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Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.
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Nothing surprises me. After Donald Trump, nothing matters, does it?
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Twitter is the Devil's playground.
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I got so good at writing to a budget, my brain was restricting myself. I'd write, It's a stormy night. Then I'd cross out stormy. I'd write: It's a calm night. Then I'd cross out night. It's noon. Because you know how much night costs. You know how much rain costs. Nothing comes free in movies.
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I've seen the future! It's a bald-headed man from New York!
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I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high.
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I've never been disappointed, because I've never given somebody I liked that much power.
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A lot of alliteration from anxious anchors placed in powerful posts!
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Someone asked me what do you think of Donald Trump? And I said, I would rather vote for Hillary Clinton in jail. If she gets convicted, I'll vote for her for president.
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Twitter, to me, works if you're funny. Twitter doesn't work as a promotional tool unless you do it very, very, very occasionally.
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I take anything other than 'you big pig!' as a compliment.
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Even though my father was a radio comedian, it wasn't cool to say, at a young age, 'I want to be a comedian.'
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In my screenplays - from the very beginning I've always used tape. I talk my screenplays. And then have somebody transcribe them.
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Don't worry, and don't kick yourself forever. Just take the opportunities when they come.
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I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny.
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I'm a big consumer of news and I have my six newspaper sites booked. And what I like bout Twitter is it's almost, it allows me to make a comment about something that's just on my mind.
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I'm not a person who I ever thought would do well with divorce. Not that it can't happen. I just didn't want that. So I waited a long time to meet the right person. Then I finally met someone that I was willing to be divorced from.
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I don't know that I can define fear. But one of the sources of fear is holding up some sort of model life that doesn't exist and feeling like you're far away from it.
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If you're going to act and do this for a living, you want to play something that the audience didn't expect.
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