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I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny.

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Albert Brooks
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 22
Actor
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Beverly Hills
California
Albert Lawrence Brooks
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I'm not Elvis. I don't get chased by paparazzi.
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You always got to be happy when somebody likes what you do. It's stupid not to be happy.
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I think anger and laughter are very close to each other, when you think about it.
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Art and resistance are great together. That's what art's made for. Look at Vincent van Gogh: He didn't cut off his ear because he was selling well.
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How many people didn't get a part who would have been better than the person who got the part? Thousands.
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If you look at the best-seller list for American fiction, they're all sequels to detective stories or stories about hunting serial killers. That's what's called American fiction these days.
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My friend Harry Nilsson used to say the definition of an artist was someone who rode way ahead of the herd and was sort of the lookout. Now you don't have to be that, to be an artist. You can be right smack-dab in the middle of the herd. If you are, you'll be the richest.
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Nothing surprises me. After Donald Trump, nothing matters, does it?
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What naturally stops you making the film is there is no more money in the budget. That's really what it is. If you had an unlimited budget, if you were a billionaire and you financed your own movies, then you can either date, because you can sit in an editing room for six years, like Howard Hughes, and never finish anything.
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The biggest waste of brainpower is to want to change something that's not changeable.
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Someone asked me what do you think of Donald Trump? And I said, I would rather vote for Hillary Clinton in jail. If she gets convicted, I'll vote for her for president.
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If we had 3 million exhibitionists and only one voyeur, nobody could make any money.
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I've always felt like I work in a small little area that doesn't represent anything like the rest of society.
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I come from the place where I am thinking 'I have put my blood on the pages.'
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I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high.
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When I went to acting school, the kids that got the best grades were the kids that could cry on cue. But it didn't really translate into careers for any of them, because the external is the easy part.
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One of the things I like about a character: I always think it's fascinating when a character can turn on a dime and go from one emotion to another. I like watching that.
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Film is the cheapest part of the movie making process. The expense is the 100-man crew and the financing and everything.
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I've never been disappointed, because I've never given somebody I liked that much power.
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