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I can't not put humor in a book.

Albert Brooks

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Albert Brooks
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 22
Actor
Film Actor
Film Director
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Writer
Beverly Hills
California
Albert Lawrence Brooks
Albert Lawrence Einstein
A. Brooks
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If anything happens to me, tell every woman I've ever gone with I was talking about her at the end. That way, they'll have to reevaluate me.
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If you want to be a writer, just write. There's no magic to it.
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I've seen the future! It's a bald-headed man from New York!
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I come from the place where I am thinking 'I have put my blood on the pages.'
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I take anything other than 'you big pig!' as a compliment.
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As an actor, if you're just sitting and staring and you don't know who you are in your own mind, it's vacant. And sometimes the camera is an X-ray machine, it can pick it up.
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Donald Trump announces this morning that he will run for president. His hair will announce on Friday.
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I have children. I have a family to support. But I really could live in a one-room apartment, as long as the television worked. I never needed anything. Just a comfortable chair and I'm fine.
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Bullfights are hugely popular because you can sit comfortably with a hot dog and possibly watch a man die. It wont be me, but I can sit comfortably and watch it.
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My mother was supportive without knowing it. Deep down she wanted all the right things, she just didn't see the world like I did, and she's not supposed to.
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How many people didn't get a part who would have been better than the person who got the part? Thousands.
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Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive?
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Starting to drink now in preparation for New Years. No more last minute stuff like Christmas.
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I've done performances in movies that I was immensely proud of and the movies didn't take off like a rocket at Cape Canaveral, it didn't take off.
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It's interesting when you're part of a group - the Jews, to be exact - that the world has had such problems with.
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I don't want to get close to people who have secrets that I don't know about.
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