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I'm not Elvis. I don't get chased by paparazzi.

Albert Brooks

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Albert Brooks
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 22
Actor
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Film Director
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Beverly Hills
California
Albert Lawrence Brooks
Albert Lawrence Einstein
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You never do a movie and not want it to work. You accept whatever it is. You have to, but nobody in their right mind would not want the movie to be getting talked about at the end of the year.
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I, sort of, got into comedy accidentally, and it got bigger than I wanted it to.
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So I think if you're happy with your brain, you're powerful.
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I never wanted to be a director.
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It's interesting when you're part of a group - the Jews, to be exact - that the world has had such problems with.
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Excited about Black Friday. Also excited about Jew Tuesday.
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Art and resistance are great together. That's what art's made for. Look at Vincent van Gogh: He didn't cut off his ear because he was selling well.
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I'm a big consumer of news and I have my six newspaper sites booked. And what I like bout Twitter is it's almost, it allows me to make a comment about something that's just on my mind.
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If anything happens to me, tell every woman I've ever gone with I was talking about her at the end. That way, they'll have to reevaluate me.
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Someone asked me what do you think of Donald Trump? And I said, I would rather vote for Hillary Clinton in jail. If she gets convicted, I'll vote for her for president.
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When I audition, I understand what it takes and the insecurities that come with it. If I do anything, I put actors at ease. I used to tell directors who weren't actors, the best thing they could do was take an acting class for a couple of months. Just to understand.
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Donald Trump announces this morning that he will run for president. His hair will announce on Friday.
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What's interesting about books that take place in the future, even twenty years in the future, is that many of them are black or white: It's either a utopia or it's misery. The real truth is that there's going to be both things in any future, just like there is now.
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Well, you know, with every character, if you're going to expose yourself, you've got to figure out every detail that you're going to play. So there's no character that you can just go put on his shirt and be fully prepared.
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I don't think the goal is, 'How big a star did you ever become?' I think the goal is, 'Were you able to express yourself?'
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When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.
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I don't want to get close to people who have secrets that I don't know about.
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Starting to drink now in preparation for New Years. No more last minute stuff like Christmas.
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If we had 3 million exhibitionists and only one voyeur, nobody could make any money.
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Film is the cheapest part of the movie making process. The expense is the 100-man crew and the financing and everything.
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