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The joke that you laid in the bed that was me.

Alanis Morissette

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Alanis Morissette
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: June 1
Actor
Composer
Film Actor
Film Producer
Guitarist
Musician
Record Producer
Recording Artist
Singer
Singer-Songwriter
Songwriter
Stage Actor
Ottawa (Ontario)
Alanis Nadine Morissette
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I felt like I was making a record under the radar, and that is my favorite way to do anything.
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My own approach has always been to push intense emotions down and attempt to deal with them later.
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There's cleanliness to how I eat now. I'm much more in tune with my body, so now that I'm so in tune based on having become a semivegan, I can tell what foods affect energy levels. I can tell when I've been eating particularly high nutrient foods or I can tell when my glycemic levels are all over the place.
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It's exciting for people to define who they are in relation to what I write - whether it be by loving or hating it.
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If I have taken part in anything perceived as the fame machine, it's been my choice. My motivations certainly have been different from some people's that I've worked with. But it's okay to work equally passionately for two different reasons.
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I listen to my records and I think, 'Wow, these are really great appetizers. I haven't even considered what I'm going to order for the full entree meal yet.'
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I think God is everything. Human beings created the punitive, vengeful deity who considers us to be innate sinners.
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In a perfect world, there would be no censorship, because there would be no judgement.
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I was born in '74, so I missed out on all the great early '60s and early '70s.
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There is consequence of our forgetting who we are. Forgetting that we're able to create our environment, from our health to economy to war. Something can be done about everything we perceive as bad, if we so choose. If we are aware of the concept of compassion.
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Why are you so petrified of silence, here can you handle this? Did you think about your bills, your ex, your deadlines or when you think you're gonna die? Or did you long for the next distraction.
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Anything I do has to be directly related to my music. If it isn't, I don't really see a point to it.
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I'm lost, but I'm hopeful.
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I didn't want to be one of those women who wake up at 63 years old and realize they've missed the window of opportunity for marriage and children.
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I didn't have high self-esteem when I was a teen-ager, as I think most teen-agers don't.
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I would not have discredited every one of their compliments. It was your approval I wanted, your congratulations.
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What part of our history's reinvented and under rug swept? What part of your memory is selective and tends to forget?
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What I try to keep in mind is that there are going to be a lot of articles that are going to be misrepresentative of what I'm about as a person and as a writer.
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So forgive me, love, if I cry in your shower. So forgive me, love, for the salt in your bed. So forgive me, love, if I cry all afternoon.
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I live with some of my best friends from high school, very commune-like, in my house. It's my hippie way of life.
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