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The joke that you laid in the bed that was me.
Alanis Morissette
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Alanis Morissette
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: June 1
Actor
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Ottawa (Ontario)
Alanis Nadine Morissette
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When I start writing songs and it turns into an overly belabored intellectual process, I just throw it out.
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I'll be writing records until I'm dead, whether people like it or not!
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It's when someone has an agenda of their own for the record that it doesn't work for me.
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Don't be surprised if I love you for all that you are.
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I do feel blessed to be in the public eye so I can share what I believe. But I think it would be extremely disappointing if I were to count on it to provide happiness. I've come to realize that any time I do that, the fulfillment is short-lived at best.
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These precious illusions in my head did not let me down when I was defenseless, and parting with them is like parting with invisible best friends.
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All I can promise myself and everyone else is that this record is a snapshot of thisperiod in my life. It will be that by default.
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Kale is my best friend. I eat kale salad. I put kale in my smoothies, kale in my soup. Kale, kale, kale! I feel like Popeye. I love it. I definitely need variety or I get super bored, so I have to mix it up with different sauces and tahini or whatever.
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For the ocean is big and my boat is small. Find the courage.
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It's a joke to think that anyone is one thing. We're all such complex creatures. But if I'm going to be a poster child for anything, anger's a gorgeous emotion. It gets a bad rap, but it can make great changes happen.
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Infidelity is a deal breaker for me. I've broken up with people over it. You can't do monogamy 90 percent of the time.
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I have been running so sweaty my whole life Urgent for a finish line And I have been missing the rapture this whole time Of being forever incomplete
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So forgive me, love, if I cry in your shower. So forgive me, love, for the salt in your bed. So forgive me, love, if I cry all afternoon.
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When we [people] are operating from the belief that we're not connected, it feels so dangerous and scary and vulnerable and awful.
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Over the last couple of years, I've really worked toward balancing my life out more, having a little bit more time with friends, family and my boyfriend. There was a period of time when they were way down the list. It was all about music and touring and if everything fell by the wayside, so be it.
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Your choice of armor was your intellect.
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I never regret anything I do. It's part of who I am now, and I like who I am now.
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You are a worksmith and who cares for his brothers, whos not seduced by illusions or fair weather friends.
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Anytime there's separatism going on. It happens all the time, because the illusion before us is that we are separate. It gives us this sense of egoic identity, which is lovely in its own way.
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I want to walk through life instead of being dragged through it.
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