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Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way.
Alan Perlis
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Alan Perlis
Age: 67 †
Born: 1922
Born: April 1
Died: 1990
Died: February 7
Computer Scientist
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University Teacher
Pittsburg
Pennsylvania
Alan Jay Perlis
Alan J. Perlis
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