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Alan Perlis
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Alan Perlis
Age: 67 †
Born: 1922
Born: April 1
Died: 1990
Died: February 7
Computer Scientist
Mathematician
University Teacher
Pittsburg
Pennsylvania
Alan Jay Perlis
Alan J. Perlis
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Every reader should ask himself periodically “Toward what end, toward what end?”—but do not ask it too often lest you pass up the fun of programming for the constipation of bittersweet philosophy.
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Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way.
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If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.
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The best book on programming for the layman is Alice in Wonderland, but that's because it's the best book on anything for the layman.
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It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.
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Adapting old programs to fit new machines usually means adapting new machines to behave like old ones.
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FORTRAN is not a flower but a weed - it is hardy, occasionally blooms, and grows in every computer.
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In computing, turning the obvious into the useful is a living definition of the word frustration.
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Fools ignore complexity. Pragmatists suffer it. Some can avoid it. Geniuses remove it.
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One can only display complex information in the mind. Like seeing, movement or flow or alteration of view is more important than the static picture, no matter how lovely.
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When a professor insists computer science is X but not Y, have compassion for his graduate students.
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We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
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If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.
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C programmers never die. They are just cast into void.
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Is it possible that software is not like anything else, that it is meant to be discarded: that the whole point is to always see it as a soap bubble?
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It goes against the grain of modern education to teach children to program. What fun is there in making plans, acquiring discipline in organizing thoughts, devoting attention to detail and learning to be self-critical?
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Often it is the means that justify the ends: goals advance technique and technique survives even when goal structures crumble.
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Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer.
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A programming language is low level when its programs require attention to the irrelevant.
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