Quote

My mother's sister was killed in a trolley car accident, so I was raised as one of eight with my sister and six male cousins.

Alan King

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Alan King
Age: 76 †
Born: 1927
Born: December 26
Died: 2004
Died: May 9
Actor
Film Actor
Film Producer
Stage Actor
Writer
Brooklyn
New York
Eight
Cousin
Car
Accident
Raised
Sister
Mother
Accidents
Male
Killed
Trolley
Males
Trolleys
Six
Cousins

More quotes by Alan King

Image
My brother is the youngest member of the College of Physicians and Surgeons. And I wouldn't let him cut my nails.
Alan King
Image
One thing I've never said in my whole life is, 'Let's have dinner at a Japanese restaurant.'
Alan King
Image
My father helped me leave. He said, 'It's all out there, it's not here.'
Alan King
Image
I always plan dinner first thing in the morning. That's the only way I can get through the day, having a specific meal to look forward to at night.
Alan King
Image
My son says I never tell stories about anyone who's living.
Alan King
Image
My favorite way to spend Saturday is in and out of bed, watching sports on TV and eating.
Alan King
Image
There's nobody to believe in anymore, nobody to trust.
Alan King
Image
The other day my house caught fire. My lawyer said, Shouldn't be a problem. What kind of coverage do you have? I said, Fire and theft. The lawyer frowned. Uh oh. Wrong kind. Should be fire OR theft.
Alan King
Image
I'm only... I'm only unhappy when the reviews are bad, but give me a good review and I'm a... I'm just screaming all over the place with joy.
Alan King
Image
If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something.
Alan King
Image
My mother kept the house clean and we ate good. I didn't know we were poor until I started giving interviews.
Alan King
Image
You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
Alan King
Image
Comedy is an amazing calling. Once you get that first laugh, it's hard to turn away. Then, of course, you're hooked and you have to learn how to survive in the business.
Alan King
Image
Eating takes a special talent. Some people are much better at it than others. In that way, it is like sex, and as with sex, it's more fun with someone who really likes it. I can't imagine having a lasting friendship with anyone who is not interested in food.
Alan King
Image
There's a charm, there's a rhythm, there's a soul to Jewish humor. When I first saw Richard Pryor perform, I told him, 'You're doing a Jewish act.'
Alan King
Image
I just never saw my mother in any other room but the kitchen. There were always pots going.
Alan King
Image
I made it, Ma - Carnegie Hall. And I didn't have to practice.
Alan King
Image
We get the worrywart, the hypochondriac, the money-grubbing miser, the intractable negotiator... Some would say certain of these refer to the stereotypical, or 'stage' Jew. But objectively speaking, the only crime in humor is an unfunny joke.
Alan King
Image
That's the great thing about New Year's, you get to be a year older. For me, that wasn't such a joke, because my birthday was always around this time. When I was a kid, my father used to tell me that everybody was celebrating my birthday. That's what the trees are all about.
Alan King
Image
Milton took vaudeville, which, if you look up 'vaudeville' in the dictionary, right alongside of it, it says 'Milton Berle' - and he made it just a tremendous party.
Alan King