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I am often thought of as being remarkably bright, and yet my brains, more often than not, are busily devising new and interesting ways of bringing my enemies to sudden, gagging, writhing, agonizing death.

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Alan Bradley
Age: 86
Born: 1938
Born: October 10
Novelist
Writer
City of Toronto
Interesting
Brains
Often
Sudden
Bringing
Death
Bright
Busily
Thought
Enemies
Writhing
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Ways
Devising
Enemy
Agonizing
Brain
Remarkably

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