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I don't watch anything on a regular basis - I tend to binge-watch things.
Al Yankovic
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Al Yankovic
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 23
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My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.
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I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.
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The window doesn't open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven't been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.
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I decided that I wanted to be a voice on every animated cartoon in the history of the world - even shows that haven't been on the air for a very long time, that's going to be harder to pull off.
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I do a lot of different things, sometimes at the same time, and it's very difficult to figure out where I fit.
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I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.
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I'm always a little leery about doing shows where I'm not the headliner because when I first started playing in 1982 I opened for Missing Persons and got pelted for 45 minutes. After that, I made the decision to headline no matter what, even if I was playing to seven people. I wanted people to be there to see me.
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I'm very analytical, I'm very precise.
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I'm an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation.
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