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I think I'm equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the Letters and Tomatoes column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature.
Al Yankovic
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Al Yankovic
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 23
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That's a big part of my life - doing things that I'm not prepared to do. Doing things that I don't know how to do, and keep doing them until I get good at them. I always try to put myself out of my comfort zone and out of my depth, and hopefully somewhere along the line I'll catch up.
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There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall.
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My hobbies just sort of gradually became my vocation.
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I've learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively.
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I like to think that I've gotten better at what I do. I spend more time and pay more attention to detail album after album. But pretty much it's stayed the same.
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My wife went off with Elvis.
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I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art!
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I start with a comprehensive list of all the recent songs that have been big hits - and then I go down that list and see if I can come up with funny ideas for them. I can always come up with ideas, but not necessarily good ones!
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Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.
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I'm an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation.
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I suppose I had my rock star fantasies while I was singing into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror, but I never really consciously said, 'OK, this is what I'm going to do for a living and I'm going to be Weird Al.'
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Beans, beans, the magic legumes - the more you ingest, the more you consume.
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Like, I have had moments, which I think most people have, where you'll be watching TV, and it'll be interrupted by some tragic event, and you'll actually find yourself thinking, 'I don't want to hear about this train being derailed! What happened to 'The Flintstones'?'
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Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.
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When I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.
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I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound.
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I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture.
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