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Beans, beans, the magic legumes - the more you ingest, the more you consume.

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Al Yankovic
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 23
Actor
Comedian
Composer
Film Actor
Film Director
Impressionist
Music Video Director
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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
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