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I've always known that if I recorded an album, it would come out, and people would enjoy it! Whereas if I wrote a movie script, chances are better than even that I'd just be another guy in L.A. with a movie script in his drawer.
Al Yankovic
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Al Yankovic
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 23
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The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I've parodied over the years.
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I know now that everything I write, I'm going to put out, and I'll have to live with it for the rest of my life.
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I like to think that I've gotten better at what I do. I spend more time and pay more attention to detail album after album. But pretty much it's stayed the same.
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