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I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.
Al Yankovic
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Al Yankovic
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 23
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I know now that everything I write, I'm going to put out, and I'll have to live with it for the rest of my life.
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My process for the parodies is that I get an idea for a song and then get approval from the artist and then go in and record it and probably try to get it out as soon as possible.
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By the time I'm in the studio recording my parody, 10,000 parodies of that song are on YouTube.
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