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I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.
Al Yankovic
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Al Yankovic
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 23
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I know now that everything I write, I'm going to put out, and I'll have to live with it for the rest of my life.
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Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows. I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.
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You still have Top 40 radio now, but it's 40 different stations. There aren't many hits that everybody knows, and there aren't many real superstars.
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There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can't think of a clever enough idea.
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When I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.
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I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.
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As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.
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My personal taste doesn't enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody.
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Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they're not afraid of wolves.
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I'm known for being an up, high-energy, and optimistic kind of guy.
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