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I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.

Al Yankovic

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Al Yankovic
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 23
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I write and write and write, and then I edit it down to the parts that I think are amusing, or that help the storyline, or I'll write a notebook full of ideas of anecdotes or story points, and then I'll try and arrange them in a way that they would tell a semi-cohesive story.
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I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.
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My wife went off with Elvis.
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Like, I have had moments, which I think most people have, where you'll be watching TV, and it'll be interrupted by some tragic event, and you'll actually find yourself thinking, 'I don't want to hear about this train being derailed! What happened to 'The Flintstones'?'
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I tend to enunciate pretty well. It's always seemed that my voice is one of those voices that people can recognize pretty easily - which has been a bit of a drawback for some characters because you're supposed to lose yourself in the character, but sometimes people look at a character and go Oh, it's 'Weird Al.'
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When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me.
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Ever since the day you left me, I've been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.
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One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don't realize there's a lot of craft behind the comedy.
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People that were a little nerdy in high school would look up to me and know it gets better.
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My personal taste doesn't enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody.
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If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.
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You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes.
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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
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By the time I'm in the studio recording my parody, 10,000 parodies of that song are on YouTube.
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Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I'll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I'll go bowling.
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How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you're doing?
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Sometimes I get, Have you ever thought about doing real music? I like to think the music I do is real, it just happens to be funny.
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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
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