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Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.
Al Yankovic
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Al Yankovic
Age: 64
Born: 1959
Born: October 23
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I'm just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.
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I know now that everything I write, I'm going to put out, and I'll have to live with it for the rest of my life.
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