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He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.
Al Yankovic
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Al Yankovic
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 23
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I'd like to be able to be more topical and timely and more of-the-moment and I think the way to do that is, instead of waiting until I have twelve songs to release all at once, just to release them as I come up with them.
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There aren't that many superstars around anymore.
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Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.
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A lot of my cartoon voices are basically just variations on my natural voice.
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By the time I'm in the studio recording my parody, 10,000 parodies of that song are on YouTube.
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It's hard to force creativity and humor.
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Ever since the day you left me, I've been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.
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I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture.
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It becomes more important to me as time goes on to make every album the best thing I've ever done, so it's a lot of self-imposed pressure that also kind of slows me down a bit.
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I make charts of songs that are good candidates, good targets, so to speak. Then I try to come up with ideas for parodies. And 99% of those ideas are horrible.
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You fake something until you're good at it.
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What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they had a good seat?
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Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows. I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.
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In the '80s, I was the only game in town, I was the only one getting that kind of exposure in any rotation on MTV. Now with internet culture it seems like everyone is doing music parodies. And they're not all good!
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I don't think there are any new media I'd like to cover.
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I'm free to do what I please, I'm probably not going to do albums. Just because I think releasing tracks as singles is a better way for me to stay topical.
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When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me.
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Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You'll have plenty of time to be low-key when you're laid out on the slab.
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I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.
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I've learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively.
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