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He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.
Al Yankovic
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Al Yankovic
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 23
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That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.
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