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He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.
Al Yankovic
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Al Yankovic
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 23
Actor
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Downey
California
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I did have a child, and I was reading a lot of picture books to her, but at the same time writing a children's book was something that I'd been wanting to do for many years, pretty much since the start of my career.
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I decided that I wanted to be a voice on every animated cartoon in the history of the world - even shows that haven't been on the air for a very long time, that's going to be harder to pull off.
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Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.
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In a genre where most of the artists are one-hit wonders, I've been able to hang around longer than most serious acts. I pride myself in being a very talented leech.
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By the time I'm in the studio recording my parody, 10,000 parodies of that song are on YouTube.
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I don't watch anything on a regular basis - I tend to binge-watch things.
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Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.
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Like, I have had moments, which I think most people have, where you'll be watching TV, and it'll be interrupted by some tragic event, and you'll actually find yourself thinking, 'I don't want to hear about this train being derailed! What happened to 'The Flintstones'?'
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It's hard to say, I picked one of my favorite articles for the MAD vault. Which is one of the features of the Magazine so they don't have to actually pay artists or writers to come up with new stuff.
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I'm very analytical, I'm very precise. I mean, I don't write for kids.
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People that were a little nerdy in high school would look up to me and know it gets better.
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How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you're doing?
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When I go to my live shows it's often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience.
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I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.
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I try not to go the obvious route all the time, but sometimes the most obvious is actually the best.
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People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?'
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People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.
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Right now I'm listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT'S MY JOB.
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The music has always been my bread and butter, and I've focused more of my attention on that.
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You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.
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