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He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.
Al Yankovic
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Al Yankovic
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 23
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I'm an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation.
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Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.
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