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Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I'm praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.
Al Yankovic
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Al Yankovic
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 23
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I'm just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.
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If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
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When I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.
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Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.
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