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Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I'm praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.
Al Yankovic
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Al Yankovic
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 23
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When I go to my live shows it's often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience.
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I'm an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation.
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I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing.
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