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Didn't have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.

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Al Yankovic
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 23
Actor
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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
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That's a big part of my life - doing things that I'm not prepared to do. Doing things that I don't know how to do, and keep doing them until I get good at them. I always try to put myself out of my comfort zone and out of my depth, and hopefully somewhere along the line I'll catch up.
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Like, I have had moments, which I think most people have, where you'll be watching TV, and it'll be interrupted by some tragic event, and you'll actually find yourself thinking, 'I don't want to hear about this train being derailed! What happened to 'The Flintstones'?'
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Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.
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I mean, I hate to gloat, but I'm extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.
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A lot of my cartoon voices are basically just variations on my natural voice.
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Whenever I do a parody it's not meant to make you hate anybody's music really.
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I have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I’m concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career. On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!
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Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.
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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
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