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Didn't have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.

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Al Yankovic
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 23
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I'd like to be able to be more topical and timely and more of-the-moment and I think the way to do that is, instead of waiting until I have twelve songs to release all at once, just to release them as I come up with them.
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I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound.
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